A Proclamation On the soupness of cereal. WHEREAS on the first day of April two thousand twenty-six, Parliament was in agreement as to the definition of 'soup,' that being 'a primarily liquid food made by combining meat, vegetables or other ingredients with stock, milk, or water'; AND WHEREAS cereal with milk fits the above definition, in that it is primarily liquid, and is made by combining cereal with milk. We, therefore, issue this Proclamation, and we do declare that cereal, with milk, shall be defined as a type of soup, and in all laws, statutory instruments and other enactments of Parliament and decisions of the Government of Aquria-Catopolis, this shall be reflected.